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not-so-teenage-dream:

darthhaven:

primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

He is adorable.

CAN I GET THAT HOT GUY!

(Source: 2cornchipsandapieceofham, via booitzsammerz)

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makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

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So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.

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felislowlydisappearing:

bookoffragilebones:

sarahfrancesyoung:

jonathanlivingstonseagull:

dullpale:

m-e-n-a-c-e:

This hurt my heart so much.. I can’t even..

If somebody said “goodbye” instead of “goodnight” to me i would make them promise i’d see/hear from them when i wake up and not get any sleep until they do

The other night I said goodbye to my mum instead of goodnight just to see what she would do, she did nothing. Then I come across this and it hit me hard.

I love you Meredith.

Oh wow! I can’t even..

…

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fine, do it

give me a blowjob

see if i care

(Source: umrobablynot, via the-bagofdouche)

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rainaftersnowplease:

nadiabeeley123:

dewogong:

Advice from Adventure Time (Bulletin Board)
“Dude, sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something”- Jake the Dog
“I know who I am and I’ll know what I want if and when it ever comes along.”- Fionna the Human
“This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.”- Royal Tart Toter
“Sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it’s like crazy, crazy, crazy, in your face, all the time.”- Ice King
“When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.”- BMO
“No one flicks me in the butt without my consent.”- Finn the Human
“People make mistakes. It’s part of growing up and you never really stop growing.”- Duke of Nuts
“Sometimes you want someone and you want to kiss them and be with them, but you can’t because responsibility demands sacrifice.”- Princess Bubblegum
“I pay attention to things I see you being all about.”- Prince Gumball
“Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.”- Jake the Dog
“Everything small is just a small version of something big!”- Finn the Human“Even if we like each other, we’re still going to hurt each other.”- Flame Princess

Best advice in my life.

Reasons AT is my show of shows.

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birdmauscat:

daniwubsbass:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

weareallanemic:

misterpornographic:

killingsecrets:

^ Er Nurse

^ Funeral Director

^Works in management

^Medical professional

^Mr & Mrs Claus

^Teacher

^Vet Tech

For all you tattoo bashers out there.

Tattoos don’t make the character. Learn people. Learn.

This.

The previous generations really did a number on us when it comes to tattoos. They made us believe that tattoos are unprofessional and unsightly, when, really, tattoos and body art have existed through pretty much the entirety of human history. Tattoos, unless they are of an offensive nature, are not any more unprofessional than make-up, or jewelry, etc.I remember one time I was asked by a friend who is a manager if she should hire a guy with tattoos. My first question to her was about how qualified the guy was for the position, and she explained he was very qualified. Her: “If you went to a store to buy something, would it bother you if the person helping you had tattoos?”Me: “As long as he does his job properly and helps me when I need it, he could be wearing a Halloween costume for all I care.”

bless this post.

Now if only there were a post about hair colors like pink and green and purple. Because it’s the same damn thing. I get more people smiling and complementing me with neon hair as a sales person than thos who shame me. Yet it’s hard to get hired with the hair in the first place.

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are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

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